dada is: a stairway of nudes in front of a monument of martyrs, a cauliflower of indians, instructions on seventeen ways to corner a fox, a snooker table reserved for virgins (number sixteen, the green one), the philosopy of shoes.

drowsy green apples in evening exhaust car glow, drag queens thumbing lifts leaving town, above seagreen tepid snow lakes, angry shooting stars; and we, sitting cross legged, frightening the children, wishing and waiting to die.

( - dada art - mindlessly trivial - but strangely compulsive - ) ( - i keep a barrel of it in the bedroom - )

SOME OF MY INTRESTS

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Glossolalia (Speaking in Tongues)

volly ball et cruet, sans fret the lilac table, simpletons
in brown shoes, shotguns, tailors dummies playing table tennis,
marzipan mountains, seagreen flowers growing from
a crystal jewelbox above a fading lake, sillit bang,

All of this (I swear) I can see from my second floor window.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXDIqsELA88
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossolalia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ4114XO-Xo

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identity.


There's definitely no doubt about it. Andy
Warhol certainly became more and more like Andy Warhol.
And as the years passed, he finally couldn't
distinguish himself from himself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAg9eGi_IPs

The Professor Stanley Unwin

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Professor Stanley Unwin and his special unwinease. And right
before your very eyebolds he wilt clear up all off your snarley spellings.

Unwinese wasp a verby special form of England, invented somewhere by Stanley Unwin, in which, scattered throughout his writties and rities, only a few worms were intelligence. This method wood oft tides make his reader think that him wasp completely unable to understamp what was being said. Yet somehouse, he discovered that him could, in frank, under cover awl of what was being said. And if him listened more carephilly, he could even disown a meaning. The results of this fascinating exspellingment in the Anguish Languish (often played out by old ladies and bored mens on friedegg knight in the leafy black lanes and cubburbs ov ye olde England,) were usually refreshingly confusing and sumtides even hillariously fummery.

For him, weep arm tolled, but weir not shore by hoop, was a prime example of the neo-plastic-post-idiotic-absurdist-comedic-dada-movement, what never that memes. Him probably wood oslo, if he was washed up alive too dave, bee described behind hiss back ass a grape post modelist or semi-otic. And live in deep Deadmark or high Switchyerlamp with Andy Wormhole and Allbert Heindsight and all of them udder interlectuals, in a house full of difficult Ikea, back pack furniture. In fact, them tell us, that him wasp sow clever, that if you had a harpsichoral piled up in a vacumed corner, or evening a collection of wooden cows, he could probably have played them. And he would.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duOhkSwMjKg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2iD-oNqD_I

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her come old flat top, him come rolling up slowly

ReView. In the Stylie of the Zurich Knomes:

Oh! dam, this am a grape snog frog a beagle, ant he was only sick at the tide. Why knot heave a little list to it. If you must. Ant sorry terribly if Ive upended any copytight person, but it was just lying about, you sea, so i just lifted it. P.S. Have you also read Lawrence Was a Small Budgie, by the same authors and person. You can get it in a book frog a liability. Maybe theres a one at the bottom of your creep. Why not have a log out your window ledge. But dope fall out.

Ant re-member. Don't talk sense talk nonsense. It swill bring about Piece quicklier. Communicake Number Clickity Click. Frog the jabberWOCKYfoundation. WHOSE LEADER IS GEORGE (we think)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJqNxKdgyqM

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dadaJUNK

(but what is that fiendish commotion) (mine HERB) (i can ear you save) (pulling up quickly your pyjamas) (whine) (tis mine old foppish pal getrude stime swapping vicious blokes with that devilish ivor cutlery) (and all over an arrangement of bedpans that are meant to spell out GIVE PEACE A CAMP upon a deserted bum in brighton) (and the beagles) (dirk nasty stig and barry) (oslo sometides nosed as them dam ruttles) (those loveable mop tops frog the bendy banks ov the ribbon mercy) (will provide) (free of change) (a snog track of weird sound) (ant all played out backwaves across the ceramic lips of a nineteen fifties bathtub) (grievously signed in nude biro by a mister all bert hand stand) (ant all stacked up full with naked choir bouys in briefs)

http://www.esnips.com/doc/7471a4b2-8395-4cde-b9a5-522994444220/dadaJUNKb.-A-stiff-frost-clicks-along-in-this,-as-the-spider,-across-the-speackled-egg,-crawls

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lewis carroll

(quotes) (begin at the beginning and go on till the end) (then stop) (but I don't want to go among mad people said alice oh you cant help that said the cat) (we're all mad here) (everythings got a moral if only you can find it) (no good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise) (comment) (in this poem) (someone or something is killing someone or something) (but mostly) (and traditionally) (someone is killing something) (in carroll's case) (as carroll was a staunch member of the establishment) (a conservative) (that something being killed would not be the establishment) (therefore) (what was being killed or vanquished) (obviously) (something outside of the establishment) (something outside of carroll) (and perhaps) (as jung would have put it) (that which carroll was trying to vanquish) (was his own shadow) (that part of him that he saw as jabberwockish) (perhaps even) (carroll was trying to "kill" alice) (that unruly feminine underworld kaos creature that he) (after all) (had (foolishly) created)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a33_qAyz0Oo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3QueL1dlzI

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john cage

(i have nothing to say) (i am saying it) (and that is poetry)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7MPvH06Zj0

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spike milligan

(british commedian) (quotes) (how long was i in the army) (?) (five foot eleven) (a sure cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree) (i have the body of an eighteen year old) (i keep it in the fridge) (i thought i'd begin by reading a poem by shakespeare but then I thought why should i he never reads any of mine)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSYeQeFdnl8

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(nonduality)

(the dada of spirituality) (i believe in drunk i believe in sober) (i believe in drugs i believe in cold turky) (i believe in everything i believe in nothing) (but mostly) (i believe that nothing is much more interesting than something) (i believe in good) (i believe in bad) (i like tidy i like mess) (i like destroy as much as make) (and i hate art as much as i hate mown lawn and clipped hedge) (i dont believe in facts but i do believe in bread) (and butter)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwyuQbIb0Xs

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john cleese (british actor)
(quotes) (if you want creative workers) (give them enough time to play) (he who laughs most learns best)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MbeT7_ARm8

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the traveling wilburys
(in nineteen sixty nine) (due to legal and contractual difficulties) (the beatles split) (but only to re-form one year later) (as the traveling wilburys) (paul was having tax difficulties) (lennon had said) (and for some reason had sold their name to the manager of a travelling circus) (consequently) (they had to find a new name) (and that new name was) (the traveling wilburys)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FUBWbHDp2s

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dada
(dada is now more irrelevant than it ever was and for that we truly thank god)
(i) Dada games
and procedures are intended to free words, images, and therefore minds, from the binding constraints of the tie, the suit and the polished shoe, and from the politics of the straight LI(N)E, throwing back into the bull ring, and with great gusto, the tumbling dicecube of laughing chance and inevitable change, and both in place of pedestrian premeditation and stuttering deliberation (ii) In fact
(not that there bee any fackt in dada) dada play acting
is more like an open ended kind of chaos majik, its rule written out in chalk on chocolate billboards that daily melt between the hotlips ov the luscious Shee, for free
(iii) But finally
and flippantly, dada's intent is most surely, the severe transformation of objects, their behaviour and ideas, and it is in this respect that dada makes manifest it's profitable ideas and revolutionary intent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORJaz3_drG4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxc2-y-VJlg

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ivor cutler
(his eccentricity) (his squeeze box) (his pickled knees)

(quote) (imperfection is an integral part of perfection)

(comment) (ivory cutlery
appeared in the beatles magical mystery tour as busta blood vessel)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVK2jUCAjlw

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john lennon (his books) (in his own rite) (and) (a spaniard in the works)

(I was bored on the 9th of Octover 1940 when, I believe, the Nasties were still booming us, led by Madalf Heatlump (Who had only one). Anyway, they didn't get me. I attended to varicous schools in Liddypol. And still didn't pass-much to my Aunties supplies)

(quotes) (reality leaves a lot to the imagination) (as usual there is a great woman behind every idiot) (the time you enjoy wasting was not time wasted) (life is what happens when you're busy making other plans) (i get by with a little help from my friends)

(comment) (jog leggings wast frog liddypool in thee olde england towel of english ant he spoke the speak ov lewie carroll, jane joice, ivor cutlery ant stanley unwin; ant evening sometides, even in the french tongue. oh yes, him was fairy munch cleavier, evening munch cleavier than his granny)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPPgbsv0Lko

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the beatles
(their originality) (their humour) (how did you find america) (turn left at greenland) (their tape digital musical experiments)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QShSmpI0r9k